A Watty to remember

Right, lets get one thing straight. I am all about the books. The pages, old or new, the spine, stiff or cracked, the state, weathered or pristine.
There's that buzzing feel in your hand that you get when you start that book you've been wanting for so long and it FINALLY arrives from amazon. Or perhaps you've been saving up, waiting until your mum takes you to WHsmith or Waterstones after days of begging with a list in your coat pocket because let's face it, it's been so long since you last went that it's shameful. Amazon is clearly the option for me :'(
 Maybe you even go to the library and you get ecstatic when you find out that the book you have craved after for oh-so-long is sitting on the shelf (this never works out for me. I cannot give them back. My deprived self needs them)
 I have never been one for kindles or audio books or whatever else they have come up with. BUT there is an exception.
I used to mock this creation before. It was an endless void filled with indistinguishable cliches and monotonous narratives, but that was before I had found 'them'. Prized possessions that inhabit the first row of my library. Constant updates are a thing to thrive off. You got it.
Wattpad.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a review for one of the best books I have read on Wattpad.
'Illegal my ass'
Don't get put off my readers, for although the title may be like any other overrated story in the history of Watty's, this, I guarantee, is a game changer.
I want to start off by saying never have I ever laughed so much when reading a story (since Louise Renninson of course, that legend) The tears of laughter kept streaming down, so much so that I had to put my phone away and lay down for a while to get calm.. Quiet simply put, 'makeandoffer' is a literary genius and if she doesn't want to write, she should try stand-up comedy.
If you're not in it for the laughs, try the intense characters. The way she makes the plot so unpredictably remarkable. The story flows with wit, humor and general awesomeness.
Mia Hastings, after all, was never one to follow the rules. Shes a genuine and likable character. If she was a word, she would be Y.O.L.O. She lives in the moment and just goes with it along with her best friend, Lacey Richards. Her father works abroad and so she lives with her older brother, Nate. With no parental figure in the house, Mia is...unrestrained. Her hobbies include throwing paint filled ahem 'balloons' at cheerleader squads, occasionally shop lifting and sometimes giving boys she likes hypothermia for kissing another girl (understandable) Oh, and she also nearly skewered a boys left nut once. She's pretty bad ass.
  
                                    "Maybe cos your hands were exploring more than Dora. 

I wouldn't have minded but Dora had a map and a compass 

so she knew where she was going. You, on the other hand were

 like a tourist in the center of London. 

Lost as a f******* fiddle"

And here's when Drake comes in.
Drake is her brothers best friend who has been in jail for the past two years. What made me love this story the most was probably his enigmatic character.

"Listen Hastings, just because I spent the last two years

 of my life in a sausage fest does not mean

 I wave the pink flag loud and proud" 

He's known for being the bad boy, a womaniser and he parties hard. No matter how cliche that sounds, don't give up. YOU WILL END UP WITH STOMACH CRAMPS.
When Mia and Drake meet for the first time in two years, both with devil-may-care attitudes,unresolved issues of their own and more secrets than an episode of PLL, you can expect a story brimming with laughs, tears, fights and felonies. Overall, a 4.5 stars.

Read on guys, read on.

When it feels wrong, it's always more right